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Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic
teacher:okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1:how do we fold it
student 2:do we skip lines
student 3:can i have some paper bro
student 4:do we have to title it
student 5:what's the date
me:i'm going to kill all of you
meanplastic:

Where are the bath salts?
meanplastic:

NEVER…F…O…R…G…E…T…
almostgolden:

probably going to buy this like a month into college so my roommate doesn’t think i’m a nut